Is Shaun Ellis a mole?

I love the Patriots' Shaun Ellis signing, but there's like 5% of me that thinks he's in on a big scheme concocted by Rex Ryan and the Jets.

Here's the idea: Sexy Rexy pretends he doesn't want Ellis, knowing full well that Ellis is the exact type of free agent that Bill Belichick loves. So Ellis signs with New England and acts like a model teammate for four weeks, but in practice the week before the big Jets-Pats game, he "accidentally" takes out Tom Brady and puts him on IR. Then, when confronted about it in the Pats locker room, Ellis gets a crazed look in his eye, admits it was all part of Rex's plan and then throws Belichick through a barber shop window.

Admit it, you can't completely rule this scenario out.